Funny Toilet Rules Bathroom Sign

Add a little humor to the bathroom with this black-and-white Toilet Rules sign. Its vintage-inspired design mixes practical reminders with cheeky bathroom sayings that guests and family members are sure to notice.

The sign reads:

• Ladies: Please remain seated for the entire performance.
• If it runs out, replace it.
• Gentlemen: Stand closer—it may be shorter than you think.
• If you lift it up, put it down.
• If you’re finished, flush it!
• If it smells, spray it!

A funny accent for guest bathrooms, family bathrooms, dorms, apartments, and housewarming gifts.

Please note: Decorative item only.