{"product_id":"funny-toilet-rules-bathroom-sign","title":"Funny Toilet Rules Bathroom Sign","description":"\u003cp\u003eAdd a little humor to the bathroom with this black-and-white Toilet Rules sign. Its vintage-inspired design mixes practical reminders with cheeky bathroom sayings that guests and family members are sure to notice.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe sign reads:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLadies:\u003c\/strong\u003e Please remain seated for the entire performance.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIf it runs out, replace it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGentlemen:\u003c\/strong\u003e Stand closer—it may be shorter than you think.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIf you lift it up, put it down.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIf you’re finished, flush it!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIf it smells, spray it!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eA funny accent for guest bathrooms, family bathrooms, dorms, apartments, and housewarming gifts.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePlease note:\u003c\/strong\u003e Decorative item only.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Tween Space","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56246704111908,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0925\/8028\/2660\/files\/funny-toilet-rules-bathroom-sign.jpg?v=1789074371","url":"https:\/\/www.mainstreetco.us\/products\/funny-toilet-rules-bathroom-sign","provider":"Main Street Collective","version":"1.0","type":"link"}